Russell and Jonathan

I have a suggestion for the people who complained to the BBC during the Sachsgate scandal.
My suggestion is that they stick to what most unemployed layabouts with very few independently formed thoughts do and apply to appear with Noel Edmunds on “Deal or No Deal”.
Naturally this comment also applies to Gordon Brown, although I appreciate that [...]

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Is my remote control working?

Switch on digital camera
Point remote control at lens whilst looking at the screen
Press a button on the remote control
Observe!  The charged couple device has replaced the colour in the infra red range with those visible to the eye (and displayable on an LCD screen).

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Credit Crunch – The Blame

There is one group of people I hold responsible for the Credit Crunch (a term now deserving of capitalisation).
Not the bankers.
Not Gordon Brown.
Estate Agents.  These SLK/Mini Cooper driving failed mobile phone salesmen are to blame for the downturn in the global economy.
Say you have a house worth £50k. An estate agent putting a value on this [...]

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A Return

After a significant period of downtime, we’re back!
New theme, new server and new pants – it’s all downhill from here.  Expect some blogs in the future too…

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